Tuesdays with Jonny

12/7/11- A return to Tuesday

2011-12-07T07:59:00.000-08:00

Guess who's back? Tuesdays with Jonny has taken a much protested hiatus, but rest assured that we are back and better than ever. Sometimes you just need a little break to realign and find inspiration. My Tuesday was spent in Florida at Fred Howard Park with the lovely pair of legs you see next to my hairy one.

What was yours?

Text #1: "Chelsea Studios still looks the same, don't worry."

Kelly, Chelsea Studios better watch out because I'm gonna be back with a vengeance, though judging by your attire you're readying for a dance call. For the record... I will not be avenging any dance calls.

Text #2: "About to kill it Million Dollar Quartet style on the Rosie Show!! 6pm CST show tonight! OWN network.

Colte's text reads like ad copy straight from Mad Men. Regardless, I'm very proud of my pal. He killed it on Rosie as Jerry Lee Lewis! ps. No one goes by Central Time.

Text #3: "Guess what I just found in the office!"

Jill has uncovered a classic. Banagrams is where scrabble meets solitaire on the other side. A brilliant marriage. On a separate note, I'm thinking of making an adult version called "Banan Hammock-grams". Thoughts?

Text #4: "Okay smartass, this is my Tuesday...getting ready for the months ahead...no sand in my immediate future!!

Faithie, I'd scratch you a tune on my tiny violin but it's so small I can't find it. Let me remind you that my sandy picture up there is only a slight respite before returning north for the unpredictable winter that lies ahead.

Text #5: "Babysitting a lab...they may look innocent, but have proven to become arch enemies"

Luann, they look not so much innocent as they do slightly demonic. I think they're in cahoots.

Text #6: no text

Seeing Kaeleen with carbs is like seeing cottage cheese at McDonald's. Something. isn't. right.

Text #7: "take cover...seagull"

I hope you weren't saying that while looking up Jess. Were you wearing a bread bikini to attract such a flock? It's a great shot regardless.

Final Thoughts

I wasn't sure how it would feel to be writing Tuesdays again after taking a break. Well, it feels good. It's wonderful to be creative whether you invent your own outlet or participate in something organized. It soothes the soul. This week take some time for yourself and create something, even if it's doodling! I promise it'll hit the spot!

Till next week...

Jonny

8/17/11- Tuesday, shoesday

2011-08-17T09:20:00.000-07:00

Before you are some sweet, vegan kicks that arrived in the mail today. Vegan you ask? That's right. Neither cow, nor goat, nor duck was injured in the making of my walk arounds. The girl ordered them for my birthday. They came in a couple days late, but it meant more days of presents. No objection here.

How about your Tuesdays? Any objections?

Text #1: "My Tuesday is sitting back while I observe others doing the work! =)"

What my future sister-in-law, Monica, didn't mention was that she and her fam also bought a party boat today. Yeah...they be mad ballin'! It's like an episode of cribs over there.

Text #2: "Woking on finishing my gallon for the day...flavorless liquid for 2 weeks straight is making me cranky...I want some diet coke!"

Luann, what could diet coke possibly have on the light brown liquid in that plastic jug? Mmm, mmm good?

Text #3: "Hoarding at work! Sweet Yuengling hat!"

Kaeleen, I'm loving the whole one man's junk thing going on here! I'm a little confused as to why the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society is outfitted with Yuegling Hats. Yet another post illustrating why you can't tell your coworkers about my blog.

Text #4: "Sippin' on some sizzurp."

Erin...I don't even know what that means, but that sizzurp must be pretty strong! Everything is getting blurry...

Text #5: "Putting my feet up! Did an overnight shoot last night so I'm exhausted!"

That's funny, Yvette. I have a very similar view while I'm working...minus that painted toes and un-hairy legs of course!

Text #6: "Playin in C"

Colte, you're luck to squeeze any C out of that thing. It looks like it's had better days. B5 looks like it offended E+F6 at one time or another! (yeah, yeah...we're music nerds. Don't judge us, non-music nerds. We're the ones who provided fight songs at your football games!!)

Text #7: "Well Jonny, just took Max out (in the dark) and I hope there's nothin' on these shoes!!!

Well, future Grandma Faithie, I'm not sure what's on your shoe, but I definitely know a shit-eating-grin when I see one!

Text #8: "Quiet Tuesday with the Drapers"

No, Jess is not in the market for new curtains. She's catching me up on Mad Men. How did I go for so long without it?

Final Thoughts

Sometimes life get caught on spin cycle. Excitement, anticipation, Don't think of it as never ending. Instead, try to look at it as shaking out the unwanted lint that's been weighing you down! That's the only way I can think of it or my head will spin off my body. It's been clear to launch for about 6 months now! Deep breaths folks. That's my secret! Deep breaths.

Till next week...

Jonny

8/9/11- A Tuesday for the books

2011-08-09T19:25:00.000-07:00

I'm fairly certain that the picture sums it up, but in case you were wondering... I'm still in a cloud! It seems that this Tuesday and a number of following Tuesdays' general state of mind shall be governed by last Friday's events. Ya know what!? That's fine by me! Thank you all for the warm wishes, the love, the support. It all warms our hearts!

Enough about me though... what was your Tuesday?

Text #1: "Watching Mary Poppins with the kiddies."

...said Nick shortly before he was arrested.

Text #2: "Arranging music. Ughhhh"

Colte...are you finally composing my background music? It's about time I have the music that I usually hear in my head when walking down the street in slow motion.

Text #3: "Just ran 3 miles without stopping!!! It only took 35 min...good thing I have til March to train for my half marathon"

3 miles without stopping is excellent, Addie! These days my idea of a half marathon is waking up, peeing, and finding my way back to bed!

Text #4: "This was Dawn's ride this morning."

Looks like Dawn had one helluva ride this morning L-Cat. I bet she'd like Rain-X so she can "outsmart the elements". Did you know that she can now purchase the patented Rain-X wiper blade: the only blade to apply Rain X water beading technology?? Would someone freakin' sponsor me already!?

Text #5: "My soon to be super svelte mid-section....started my laser lipo treatments today...go mom job!

Luann, I admire your courage in facing the modern day ray-gun. Had I known I would have offered you my end of summer special. Yes, it looks like a laser pointer taped to a magnifying glass. No, it has not been FDA approved (still pending). Maybe, it's harmful... Offer still stands!

Text #6: "I should be cleaning or baking or doing something house wifey but instead I've been laying in bed all day with my new book."

Monica, I read your text but all I got out of it was "thank you for my favorite birthday present ever"! You're welcome!

Text #7: "Night cap! Bottoms up! Salut! Enjoy!"

Jess is usually so eloquent with toasts. Tonight she seems to be repeating herself. She must be in a cloud too.

Text #8: "Hi Jonny, guess who's come to dinner!!

Well look who graced CT with her presence, Faithie! Be warned...she's a bit of a free loader. She kept to herself the entire 1200 miles and refused to chip in for lunch!

Final Thoughts

Life is good!! Yes, that's cliche and it's not true at all times. I, however, am gonna ride this wave until the oceans dry up. It hads been one crazy emotional week. The nerves, the excitement, the love, the overwhelmed-ness, the surprises, the family, the friends, the dry heaves!! I'm thankful for it all. Never has it all felt so meant-to-be! A wise man recently shared his belief in fate. I couldn't agree more.

I'll leave it at that...till next Tuesday...

Jonny

8/2/11

2011-08-03T21:19:00.000-07:00

First of all, happy August!! This is an important month for many reasons. To my fellow Leo's...you know the secret handshake. To everyone else...welcome to our month, just don't touch anything!!

Today was a day of concentration. I'm just breaking into the routine of a new job. It's not easy after 9 months off!! My first discovery was that, no matter how it appears, the swiss ball enforces excellent posture!

What was your Tuesday all about?

Text #1: "On camera acting class....oh for the love of teaching"

Nick, I neither see a camera nor acting. Could this be because action paused for you to lament your teaching woes in the form of a soliloquy...or was it an aside? One can never be too sure!

Text #2: "Justin Turners wearing the short pants. I love the short pants. And thus, I now love Justin Turner even more."

Okay Kelly, let me lay it down like this. Short pants can be related to the cowboy boot theory... either you're gay or you live in Texas.

Text #3: (accidentally erased the text...whoops!)

To sum it up, my mother is now running for Alderman...then congress...then the World! I knew her when she used to wake me up for school and serve me pop tarts.

Text #4: "My Tuesday? Nothing much, just waking up to a present Emma made for me...wrapped it and everything."

Well, that's, uh...lovely, Monica. There are no words to eloquently express my feelings on a clump of hair wrapped in green yarn and given as a gift.

Text #5: "Waiting for the storm to pass...that's my Tuesday."

Honestly Erin, I'm no master of avionics but I'd be more concerned about the lack of plane rather than the abundance of storm. That luggage mover is not going to fly itself!

Final Thoughts

When embarking on anything new; a relationship, a job, an adventure... be sure to allow for a learning curve. You'll thank yourself! It's easy to ride the band wagon of past experience but you can't judge new books by old covers. Give things a chance. They might not go swimmingly at first but you'd be surprised what a little patience, some hard work and trial + error will bring to the table. Just take a deep breath and keep telling yourself it's bound to get easier!

Till next time...

Jonny

7/26/11- My day off!

2011-07-26T19:21:00.000-07:00

"Welcome back Jonny!" Why thank you . Sorry for the lapse in entries last week folks. Check out ourugust (shameless plug) for the full breakdown of excuses.

Today, on my break from my computer screen, I decided to check out...the computer screen. Hey! The girl and I need somewhere to hang our hats! AND...we may be coming to a metro-area near you.

What were you up to?

Text #1: "Can you tell which car is mine?"

Leslie, is it the SC, the Explorer, or the Dodge station wagon in the distance? My head tells me the sporty coupe. My gut tells me it's not the station wagon. That'd just be gauche! My heart tells me it's the Explorer because it reminds me of my dear old Jeep Grand Cherokee (affectionately known as "The Purple Skittle") that moved my friends just about everywhere from 1997-2004!

Text #2: "Okay Jonny, this was my Tuesday."

My mother thinks she's the modern age Tarzan. Seriously! I go away for a month, 28 days, and she's swinging from the trees. Am I losing faith....

Text #3: "Cousin It!!"

You look...um...pretty, Kaeleen. Is the the...finished product? Did you...pay yet?

Text #4: "Get out of here! I'm looking for apartment furniture!"

Well I'll be, Yvette! With our powers combined, we are ultimate thrift shoppers. Word to the wise? Beware of bed bugs. Those little bastards are relentless. You'll have to light your couch on fire and burn down your entire house. Don't say I didn't warn you!

Text #5: "Who's a good girl?!"

Hey Jess! Pick me, pick me! ...it's this brave lady! Aside from nearly walking across the ceiling and bucking off four grown adults when it was time to have her nails clipped.

Text #6: "Back in Chicago after singing at Gammage auditorium in Temple, AZ yesterday."

Okay, Colte...I know you're were singing, but why are there traffic cones, blue flags, and Heaven in the background?

Text #7: "Day one of Secret santas at Mac-Haydyn. My first gift: Island themed gift basket on my world tour starting at a certain mysetirous and magnetic island somewhere between Sydney and LAX!

Kelly, I'm confused. I get that you're referencing LOST and it's winter in Australia right now. Are you lost in Australia? Where does Santa come into play. Why is it a secret?

Final Thoughts

You never know where life is going to take you. Sometimes it takes you to Tampa. Sometimes Manhattan. Sometimes San Francisco. Be maleable folks. Keep a bag packed in the top of your closet just in case. Have a cab company on speed dial. Be ready for adventure, available to risk, excepting of nerves. Let the stress roll off your back. Know that the trivial is not worth a loss of sleep. And no matter what anyone says...you got swag!!

Till next time...

Jonny

7/12/11&7/19/11-rounding the learning curve`

2011-07-19T18:50:00.000-07:00

Hello all! This is more of a disclaimer than a post. I spent the last week in San Francisco, living, learning and loving. That's right! I have a new job. I apologize for missing a couple weeks of posts but assure you that next Tuesday I'll be back up and running. So...keep those pictures coming!!!

thanks for your patience...

Jonny

ps. check ouraugust.com soon for updates on the San Fran life and the new job. It'll blow your mind!!

7/5/11- sometimes we're all guilty

2011-07-05T20:31:00.000-07:00

This is the courthouse in downtown Orlando. It's an absolute coincidence that the girl and I were passing by today...the day of the verdict heard around the world. As a rule I generally shy away from the crowd, most times tossing aside popular thought to discover my own path. This time, however, I couldn't peel myself away from the news. I sat, watching tv throughout the trial, enthralled with its goings on. I can't say I'm thrilled with the outcome...but I'm not shocked or angry. I also can't say it has anything to do with me at all.

What did you do today?

Text #1: "In complete shock this Tuesday"

A screening of the new Casey Anthony movie with George Lopez as Jose Baez, Dustin Hoffman as Jeff Ashton and the guy who played Phillip Banks on Fresh Prince of Bel Air as Judge Belvin Perry (obviously). Luann can't believe they just rejected the title "Bitch Dun Got Away With It!"

Text #2: "Taco Bus after camp!!!"

Nick...your choice of filling?? That's what she said! Couldn't resist!

Text #3: "My building's bigger than yours."

G, well done on following up last week's phallus with...this weeks phallus. Always a safe bet in the humor department.

Text #4: "Another gloomy one brewing. Lightening dodging anyone?"

Hey Kaeleen, remember that time we went to the Rays game and then we all piled in the back of Mr. & Mrs. Ziegler's car and they took us to Chuck E. Cheese? Was that just last week?

Text #5: "New word game...one more time waster!!!!

Can anyone recommend a Word Game Addicts Anonymous (W.G.A.A.) for my mother? It started with Bookworm, then Words with Friends, and now Word Jewels!? Where will the madness stop?

Text #6: "My mind is drawing a blank"

Mine would too Jess, if it were swimming in hair dye while I sipped moonshine from a mason jar! Mine would too.

Text #7: "Go Twins Go!! ;)"

For those of you who don't know, the Twins beat the Rays today 3-2. Heidi, we're officially fighting :)

Final Thoughts

Can you believe than an innocent child's death so quickly became a national spectacle driven by the media? The world watched as a family's every move (though thoroughly upsetting) was scrutinized for all to see. There are many ups and downs to our judicial system (I have plenty of opinions on the matter) but you can't deny that it's an intricate process that guarantees us legal rights including the right to a trial by a jury of our peers. Somewhere in our history, between technology and sensationalism, someone decided that one's moral character may not only be judged in a court of law, but also in our homes for entertainment. My hope is that if you were avid tuner inner, as I admittedly was, that you let go of any anger you may feel for this, an incomplete story that may never have answers, and take away a lesson. Treat each other with love and respect. Honor your family. Be honest. Life is not something to waste! And mind your own damn business....ha!

Till next time...

Jonny

6/28/11- a day so long...it may still be Tuesday

2011-06-29T16:47:00.000-07:00

Psych! This is Clearwater, FL's best impression of the city that never sleeps. They're hiring though. Mesmells an economic upswing!

Long story short: this little piece of the American dream was discovered on a Starbucks run before driving to Tampa. Tampa lead us to the mall and the mall lead us to the Bricks in Ybor for some sippin' and suppin'. Somewhere in between we lost the power steering and the car started to smoke. We sought refuge at a close friend's house. We rearranged furniture. We talk awhile. We ate Pita Pit at 2AM. We fell asleep watching Arrested Development on Netflix. It was a long damn day.

Was yours?

Text #1: "So Jonny...whadya think?? Grass by next Tuesday???

Mom, I think you should trade the cat for some magic beans.

Text #2: "I'm never lost thanks to Brooklyn's penis-shaped tower!"

G, I think you misheard. That's a c-l-o-c-k tower.

Text #3: "...However I still cannot leave! WTF. Call me!

Kaeleen, (our saving grace when facing a car with a cold) show that sign around the office, all your future meetings will be "canceld" too!!

Text #4: "Here's my fun filled Tuesday evening..."

Monica and I have a different definition of a fun filled evening though I appreciate strength in numbers! Last night I thought I was going to be throwing on my stretch pants, lacing up my Nikes and walking a lot too.

Text #5: "My baby I've worn around all day doing background work. Highlights of the day include: Sasha Baron Cohen yelling at me (in character) to put down my baby and open the door for him, and then throwing a stack of paper cups in one take, which hit me square in the head. Tuesday.

Let me stop you right there Kelly. Your baby knows Borat!?

Text #6: "My walk in closet in my new condo could not be captured in only one shot. It is larger than any closet and bathroom (put together) I ever had in NYC. This Tuesday marks the end in organizing and hanging everything!

Well Schmidt, if that isn't OCD at it's best... though I do understand the excitement in having a closet that the world would actually recognize as a closet.

Text #7: "Spending my Tuesday avoiding the company picnic leftovers....this is just cruel."

I say go for it Luann! If there's still leftovers I'd be happy to come over and eat some feelings.

Text #8: "Star Spangled Banner at the trop with the cast of La Mancha!!! Go Rays"

It's really good to see you back to your chipper, svelte self Nick. I was supposed to be at that game! Remember last year when we sang? Apparently your melodious voice inspired the win... I think they lost last year.

Text #9: "Mr. Popper's Penguins"

Leslie, I see your angle. What am I supposed to say with that adorable little face in the picture. I'll get you next time!

Text #10: "&*@!#%"

When faced with two options of where to sleep, Jess just said "&*@!#%" and disappeared

Final Thoughts

Don't be afraid to ask for help. At times we all could all use some and there is usually a wonderful person just waiting to assist. You won't be an inconvenience, your friends won't resent you, and vulnerability really works with your complexion. Hold on to that feeling of relief and be sure to pay it forward when someone in need comes a calling. Sometimes it's fun to be a human!

Till next time...

Jonny

6/21/11- ...Thursdays with Jonny?

2011-06-23T18:27:00.000-07:00

Sorry for the delay folks! Due to a combination of sleep deprivation, a trip to FL, blogspot tech issues and some other exciting stuff (to be revealed at a later date) there has been a delay! Don't sound the alarms. The post has arrived. So, thanks for your patience...and away, we, go!

Ever feel a little extra slack in your drawers? If so, you better get to T.J. Maxx and pick up your cheeks!

*please note: this pic is a dramatization. The model was not in any way, shape or (lovely) form in need of bum enhancement.

Text #1: "I love it when my hard work pays off!"

Well Leslie. I'm not one to start conspiracies but it looks like "someone" is padding the numbers. Enron much?

Text #2: "Hi Jonny...A work in progress...How would you like to finish this up when you're in the area????"

Hey Faithie...nice work...I don't think I could possibly add to the artistry already in place!

Text #3: "Happy Summer Solstice from Times Square!!!"

Yvette, while I support this hippie-dippie public welcoming of summer, I have to frown at anything that encourages people to linger even longer in Times Square. I'm torn!

Text #4: "The possibilities of a Tuesday..."

Miss Shook, you're killing me! First of all, my Florida readers will not be happy to learn that I supported the Mets in my early formative years. Secondly, I love the combo of the hat and the Mr. Met picture. And thirdly, I haven't been to Citifield yet and I'm dying to check it out. Raincheck (to be redeemed soon)??

Text #5: "Ultimate first day of summer lunch! Lobster roll, lemonade and kettle chips at Yeah! Burger in West Atlanta."

Well that looks just lovely Kelly. Lobster at a burger joint. Hotlanta knows how to welcome summertime!

Text #6: "Time for a mouthful...I just spoke to 40 people and told them they can utilize each other in other conference rooms...That's what I get for not memorizing the script... I'm Ron Burgundy?

Kaeleen, I think I speak for all of my readers with a callective "HUH!?" I do, however, get the Anchorman reference. Well done!

Text #7: "Missing you guys."

Well Trumble, you can add Leonard and Agnes to that picture as soon as tomorrow. The lesson learned? Guilt trips get quick results with us.

Text #8: "Tech rehearsal for Man of La Mancha, it's going to be a great show!"

Nick...I heard the show is gonna be great. How about some comps?

Text #9: "Send this to Jon for my Tuesday picture."

Monica says "who needs a costly gym membership" when you can walk through 100 degree weather to the mall?"

Text #10: "Spring break '98"

... screamed Jess as she shotgunned a PBR and went streaking through the quad!

Final Thoughts

Though I strive to post each week in a timely manner, things sometimes come up (technical difficulties, responsibilities, extreme tanning). Gotta roll with the punches and be prepared for anything. Ever heard of the ancient art of Drunken Monkey Fighting? Look it up! The general gist (as I understand from the one poorly dubbed 60's kung fu movie I saw) is that the practitioner rids themselves of all tension and therefore fights without resistance, using the attacker's momentum against him/her. Or it was some drunk guy punching the side of a barn. No clue! But, keeping with my initial thought, channel your inner kung fu master and allow yourself to take in outside stimuli and adapt. Makes for far less stress...and grey hairs (my running count is 16).

Is it redundant or apropos...or slightly racist, to say "Confucius Out!" (again)?

Jonny

6/14/11- a day to gain fame

2011-06-15T07:53:00.000-07:00

Today was just a bit off of center. It was rainy, it was exciting, it was nerve wracking. This pic was taken from my post as Tech Geek model #3. Keep your eyes peeled for pictures of me and the girl wallpapering the city...or at least at the back of the Village Voice with all the dirty ads. Hey, aim low and be happily surprised!

Text #1: "My Tuesday photo. I got nothin'"

Hey now Leslie. Clearly you have an abundant supply of paper and a sharpie!

Text #2: "This is my Tuesday... at least I'm out of bed this time, am I right? ; )

Kudos to your move from the bed to the couch Monica. Big achievement! Sure...I'm not one to talk. Yes...I also enjoy that movie (your daughter made me watch it). And...I'm in bed as I write this. Hmm...

Text #3: "Best bbq in town for lunch to celebrate 3 years of the marriage with the hubs!

Luann, judging by the sheer volume of meat, this is the likely the only bbq in town. It that vegan? It looks great!

Text #4: "It's called Fatal Frame, and it's about teenage girls killing ghosts with a spiritual camera."

G, it's called amish country. It's about tourists stealing souls with their polaroids!

Text #5: "Every time it rains, I go shopping for plants. It better stop raining soon or I won't have anywhere to put the stuff...oh yeah, it was 5 pairs of shoes on my un-Tuesday!!

Faithie, I know a couple who can organize a killer tag sale and get rid of all those unwanted plants and shoes!

Text #6: "So I have tickets to glee in 119 but they just released better tickets! Do I buy better ones and cross my fingers the other ones sell? Gleelema."

Yvette, I'm pretty sure the "Gleelema" is that you bought Glee tickets in the first place. I'd sell the originals and use the profits to get myself a nice cup of coffee or a newspaper.

Text #7: "¡Arriba! ¡Arepa!"

Jess likes to fully embrace the culture when dining out. She made me order in Spanish. I'm pretty sure I offended everyone there!

Final Thoughts

Some days are just inherently upside down. Embrace them because the harder you try to turn them right-side up, the more distorted they become. It's said that the only time you're truly in control is when you relinquish the need to be in control. Try it sometime!

Confucius out...

Jonny

6/7/11- a day to recoup

2011-06-07T19:54:00.000-07:00

I took it old school today with some pretzels, ginger ale and a day's worth of naps! We hit the ground running since landing in NYC so I took a break. The girl introduced me to "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". I'm now addicted. Add that to my coffee obsession and I'm working with some serious problems over here!

What were you up to?

Text #1: "My Tuesday pictures a little early"

Leslie and Max, Sign Makers Inc. are at it again! It's hard to tell which one drew this sign but the sentiment tugged at my heart strings! Who's a good girl!?!?!

Text #2: "DIY Teaser Tuesday"

I'm not sure what that means exactly, but I can only imagine that Erin will turn this fabric into something absolutely hoe-down chic. Check out the dress she made for the Jess!

Text #3: "Hi Jonny! Nuttin' but hard work going on here. I really like my new patio doors."

Mom, why are there so many men at your house? You're grounded young lady!

Text #4: "Relaxing week of fun at the beach with my best friend. It's our tenth annual trip!"

The sun, the surf, and a good book vs. the sun, the steaming pavement and a hole outside my apartment that ends near the 7th layer of hell. Kelly wins!

Text #5: "Orange crusted BBQ chicken with a vegetable complement to be named later...taken with my new iPhone 4!!! Woot woot!"

Nick's day of culinary feats...I didn't know having pancreatitis makes you gay! Glad to see you're feeling better and that you scored the iPhone 4 though!!

Text #6: "Hydrating muscles for Saturday!!!!"

I'll say it Kaeleen, mostly because I'm afraid, you're lookin' pretty ripped!

Text #7: "Sunset in the city!"

Goodnight rats, goodnight bums, goodnight horn honking, goodnight construction outside my bedroom window, goodnight guy urinating in the phone booth. Goodnight Yvette.

Text#8: "Just what the doctor ordered!"

Well, well. Looks like someone, not naming names (Jessica) hopped on the relaxation band wagon. Was it as good for you as it was for me?

Final Thoughts

We've been in NYC for just a little over a week now and I'd estimate that we've walked at least 50 miles, probably more! Today I laid down! Feel guilty for being lazy? Nope! Sometimes you just have to kick back and let life happen around you. It's helps recharge your battery for the next adventure. It's hard to believe but the Earth will actually rotate just fine if you take some time for yourself.

Till next time...

Jonny

5/31/11- is it Tuesday already?

2011-05-31T23:13:00.001-07:00

No, but seriously. Is it? You know the old adage time flies when you're having fun? They're not just whistling dixie! Jess and I have been (quite literally) walking our feet off all over this great big city, catching all the sights we possibly can, and acting like the dorkiest tourists ever. As you see above I was able to find some time today to make it to the gym, a crowning achievement compared to the last month of full-on hiding from the gym. I also had Thai with my mom, Jess and friends. Showed the girl a revolving dining room on the 44th floor of the Marquis. And saw Kung Fu Panda 2. Kick ass Tuesday!!!

I wonder what you were up to:

Text #1: "Beer tasting in full effect"

Apparently my talented friend Luann (yes, I am now a follower of hers) not only has a rad blog but also knows how to throw a party. I thought we were living it up until I saw this plate of cheese and hershey's with a beer flight backdrop! That's Fatty McHack's wet dream right there!

Text #2: "Fancy huh?"

Kaeleen does well at finding leisure when she should be working. I'd like to give a shout out to her groomer there who has lovely manicured man hands.

Text #3: "Just finished painting my room. Look familiar?"

I'm not sure Colte's feng shui is correct with the placement of the bed in front of the window, but something about those colors together is oddly reminiscent of an apartment we once shared. I'll be considering it an homage to me.

Text #4: "Here's my Tuesday...bringing life back into my garden!"

Monica, I'm not sure it counts as a garden if all of the plants are still in green plastic pots from Home Depot...

Text #5: (no caption)

Jeremy knows that when surrounded by such serenity a picture is worth a thousand words. The mountains, the rolling waves, the sand...the Christmas tree...the creepy steam boat.

Text #6: "The view from my work. Use whatever you want."

Out of the 11, that's right 11, photos that Leslie sent I chose this cool pic. Judging by the proximity I'm assuming she's working air traffic control these days.

Text #7: "Playing fetch with the cutest dog in the world."

Hear that dog lovers? Miss Schmidt is saying her dog is cuter than yours. Do I smell Tuesday's first annual dog off?? Winner gets a milk bone.

Text # 8: "Kelly went shopping today! New toy!!

Kelly is speaking in the third person and Kelly should have mentioned that Kelly was in the market for a new camera because I have a Canon EOS Rebel S from 1995 or so that I would have given Kelly for cheap.

Text #9: "Dinner at Bangkok House and then we'll be off to see Harry Potter!! Fun times!! Jonny, hope you are havin' fun too!!"

How to succeed at stealing jobs from trained singers who committed their lives to the study music and the pursuit of a dream. Bangkok house with Faithie and co. was lovely though : )

Text #10: "the perps!"

Jessica, really! How can such cool kicks (I have a very similar pair in a sensible shade of blue) even be in the lineup? Sure they gave you a huge, nasty blister. Sure you've been limping around the city for 2 days. But...they're awful cozy if you're just sitting.

Final Thoughts

Today was a great day in a long line of great days. I'm loving seeing my city in a completely new light with someone who delights in discovery and appreciates adventure. Try to remember this: you may grow weary of things in your everyday from time to time. This doesn't necessarily mean they don't have a place anymore. Allow yourself to take a step back and make sure to look through all the different lenses of your mind's eye. You may be very surprised at what you see.

Till next time...

Jonny

5/24/11- Discoveries abound

2011-05-24T19:13:00.000-07:00

The mom, the girl and I sent out on an adventure. There were a couple things on the must do list (all fun) and after that we just winged it. It was freeing. We must have covered about 100 miles when all was said and done, including a brief jaunt over the New York State border where we found some records at a thrift shop. The picture above is of a salvage yard of sorts called United House Wrecking. It was super fun to explore, albeit sorely overpriced. The highlight was getting my long winded fortune from an old Zoltar machine. Jess urged me to be careful what I wished for!

Now to your day:

Text #1: "Oh god...2 hour business trip back to Tampa with director and exec director... Save me!!!

There'll be no saving you if either the driver or gestures McGee follow my blog Kaeleen...

Text #2: "A PICC line runs medicine through a catheter that drops directly into my heart...fun stuff

Poor Nick! Is it too soon to point out the irony that all those medical doohickies are covering a tattoo that says "Carpe Diem"? Just saying.

Text #3: "Salt Lake City"

Jeremy, did you grab onto a Mormon and wait for the Rapture? Do they believe that? Is that offensive? ...well, now it's awkward.

Text #4: "My new tattoo's best friend today. I've been carrying it everywhere!"

Guhhrrrl...you better get up on that cocoa butter! But seriously Luann, tattoo care is no laughing matter. Feel free to follow these 6 Easy Steps.

Text #5: "Bringing back the memories!"

This is Regina's second run in with nostalgia on tuesdays. I can't say too much about this one or I'll be in trouble. 'nough said!

Text #6: "The ceiling at village cinemas east! I don't have a job so I go to midday movies (really miss cheap suburban matinee prices though)

Addie, I have the answer to your woes. I know where you can work and see movies for free! Have you heard of the village cinemas east?

Text #7: "Dining with the ladies"

By ladies she means militant feminists and by dining she means waiting a long-ass time for our vegan burgers to arrive. All in all, a great experience!

Text # 8: "Fun times at the United Wrecking Co."

Stoic, yet kind, the cement lion would not play with Faithie even when provoked!

Text #9: "Tuesday afternoon, ash and I are Chilean miner larping."

Now I've not larped in some time Erin but I'm sure I don't remember having nearly the glee of this happy fellow... you know...the last time I larped. ps. While I've exploited the typo, just check out the definition of Larp that I found. Awesome!!

Text #10: (sent in 3 parts and pasted together) "We have this wonderful shade tree in our back yard...and it has your name...all over it!"

So what if it's the tree people and their loyal hound? I have fans!! Leslie and Max, I'll be there ASAP!!

Final Thoughts

Today three weeks of gray skies, rainy days, and cabin fever gave way to a beautiful, sunny, warmth spent with two very important ladies in my life. What's better than that? We talked. We laughed. We ate. We explored. There's truly something to be said for the comforts of home. A reminder: it's always cool to seek a refuge and a little help. Pinpoint your happy place and enjoy it when you can. Life is just too damn short not to spend time and make memories with folks you love!

Till next time...

Jonny

5/17/11- trying to make some dough!

2011-05-17T20:04:00.000-07:00

Just beyond the pile of my what could only be the collection of an only child, you'll see the utter concentration that today took. We're trying to do some cool stuff so I'm getting ready to sell, sell, sell! Anyone know if there's still a market for baseball cards? Basketball? Daltanias the Japanese robot? Desert Storm cards? I mean, throw me a freakin' bone! I collected a lot of crap.

Text #1: "My roses." "TIA from my parking lot."

Leslie, raindrops on roses and airplanes on runways? These are a few of your...? These pics give me hope that I may be in a warm climate again someday!

Text #2: "Taco Tuesday"

That's what I look like after Tequilla Tuesday! Erin has a 1 1/2 year old with a food coma.

Text# 3: "Taking out anger at the gym. Feels good."

Colte, if I used all those things at once, I'd be angry too!

Text #4: "Woo spaghetti with meat after 2 weeks of veganism. Thanks pancreas, you're awesome!"

Nick, it's not too often that you hear a shout out to a pancreas. Like, "what up kidney!? you getting everything sorted out?"

Text #5: "Wearing winter boots and a winter coat and I'm still cold! What's wrong with this picture?!

You're preaching to the choir Yvette. In case you're one of my readers in a warm climate, let me fill you in. It's still winter in the north. Now you know!

Text #6: "Tampa misses u!!!"

Kaeleen, aside from my wonderful Tampa family, I never realized how much I'd miss the place. Sure there's the douche bags, lame college bars, terrible roads and the ghetto... but that sun is NICE!

Text #7: "Being blown away by Boston, Massachusettes! :o)"

First of all, Stef, I appreciate the nose on your emoticon. Few people take the time these days. Secondly, it was nice of that older gentleman to extend his hand to you. Clearly Mary Poppins back there is no help!

Text #8: "My Tuesday was spent watching the Braves beat the Astros while working from home!"

Is that the MLB app Kelly!? That's my favorite! Helps me keep up with the Rays when I'm away from my baseball buddy and our box seats!

Final Thoughts

I'm gonna try and keep this brief because I still have about a zillion more baseball cards to go through, then there's tag sale prep, and apartment finding. Keep focused! Try to avoid pushing off for tomorrow what you can do today. Much like last week, set goals and follow through. I'll let you know how mine work out. By the way, did anyone cross any tasks off their list last week? I'm waiting to hear!

Till next time...

Jonny

5/10/11- nose to the grindstone

2011-05-10T19:33:00.000-07:00

If you're confused but the picture please don't adjust your screen. That's my mom's kitchen table, not the Mac jamboree. This Tuesday we all hunkered down and kept our eyes on the prize! This is where technology and old fashioned elbow grease meet on the other side! I took to sketching new logos, the girl kept her nose to the computer screen for the better part of the day working on ouraugust (shameless plug), and Faithie let out little yelps as she unpacked and discovered all the capabilities of her fancy computer. Productive day.

What were you up to?

Text #1: "I was expecting great things...nope! I'm still old!"

Leslie, you shoulda tried the one on the left! That hussy has all the secrets to never aging...and...you may just learn to fly.

Text #2: "My Tuesday sucks, it consists of completely unmotivated cleaning and laundry that I'm trying very hard to get out of. But Emma's, on the other hand, consist of a couple of spuds! =)"

From the sound of it, those spuds are representative of how Monica feels. Do you think 5 years old is too young to understand the concept of art imitating life??

Text #3: "Despite my track record I may just have a green thumb... a couple of those suckers are from two killings ago!

Two killings ago? What the hell are you using as fertilizer Luann??

Text #4: "Wishing I was here..."

Wishing I was there too Kaeleen. Florida has beach volleyball and surf. Connecticut has flower festivals and antique jewelry.

Text #5: "Still suffering through, spending most of another week in bed."

Nick did you know that the Target pharmacy has cool multi-colored pill bottles with personalized color rings!? Might just turn that thumb right-side up!

Text #6: "This is my Tuesday! Workin' the memories!"

From the looks of it, you're the only one who remembers this place Regina (cue the tumbleweed)...

Text #7: "Hi there Jonny, THIS is my Tuesday...sent from my iPhone!!"

As if the new white iPhone weren't enough, my mother purchased the new 27" iMac the day after its release. Frankly, this fabled "retirement" has made her a little big for her britches.

Text #8: "Spring has come to Chicago! Finally!"

Quit your bitching Colte. Yesterday I hiked in show shoes, went ice fishing, and carved out a whale for warmth.

Text #9: "No caption needed..."

If I hadn't been sitting next to Jess as she consumed this (as if it were the first time I'd ever fed her), I'd swear I was looking at a close-up of Mars. Is NASA giving us the full story?

Final Thoughts

Buckling down and getting things done feels good doesn't it? This week I'm giving you another assignment. Set out to complete the project/projects you've promised yourself you'd get done but just haven't found the time for. Make a list! It can be anything from cleaning the garage to patenting that new invention you've been building in that damn messy garage! Get started, get creative, get organized! Whatever you choose, I guarantee you'll have a huge feeling of accomplishment by next Tuesday.

Let me know how it turns out!

Till next time...

Jonny

5/3/11- A day to organize

2011-05-03T18:53:00.000-07:00

Ain't no rest for the travel tired! If you've be following you know that last week's post was a tad delayed due to a 3 day trip with the girl up the eastern seaboard in a packed Budget truck. On Thursday morning we unloaded all our crap in Mom's garage and today we were charged with the task of organizing it. Needless to say, I'm writing this with a trusty glass of Three Blind Moose Merlot at my side. It was the cheapest bottle with the coolest label. Pause for a sip...and away we go!!

Text #1: "Most of Tuesday has been spent playing conductor and constructor."

Sounds a bit like my day Erin, though I was helping to coordinate a motorcycle, a couple bikes, a large table and quite a few boxes holding all my stuff.

Text #2: "I have been sick since Thursday...it is now tues...I don't think these antibiotics are working."

Luann, generally this is the view after you've finished the bottle's contents.

Text #3: "Delic Tuesday!"

Daaaaaaamn, that looks good! A little birdie told me that Monica's idea of sushi is usually rolled up steak, so I'd say this is progress!

Text #4: "Have a few hours to kill before dinner plans...Mets and beer?? Yes, please."

Make that Rays and beer Kelly, and I'm there. Ah hell, just make it beer. Who am I fooling?

Text #5: "My new pal!"

I witnessed the whole thing from the safety of my car. Jess hopped out, ran across two lanes of traffic and decided to make friends. At first the cows were unsure, then this one started a four cow pilgrimage. Oh, Connecticut!

Text #6: "Sure is quiet..."

Boy, do those Zieglers know how to lay on a guilt trip. Last week it was the other daughter taunting me with her adorable child and now it's Leslie's backyard oasis. Damn it people! It's 40 degrees and cloudy in CT!! What's a fella to do?

Text # 7: "Tuesday with the real Jonny!"

Faithie's picture better captures my Tuesday. Notice how Jess covers her eyes in anticipation of what ridiculousness is flying out of my mouth!

Text # 8: "My Tuesday: some FUCK pulled the emergency break on the train."

Please forgive Erik's potty mouth. We don't generally celebrate obscenities here at Tuesdays, but if you've ever experienced the pulling of an emergency break on a NYC subway I'd imagine you'd say the same. Erik probably sat for the next two hours in a train car that smelled of exhaust, french fries, and feet.

Text #9: "Paul Simon at First Avenue. Concert sold out in a minute!"

Heidi, people in Minnesota still flock to see Paul Simon? Was the Vanilla Ice concert sold out too?

Final Thoughts

This week was hard work. None of it could have been accomplished without generosity, support, elbow grease, deep breaths, and a boat load of laughs. It's never easy to step out of the box, so when you do why not take a flying leap? I guarantee, no matter what, you'll never fall too hard. We all need backup. We all need a friendly face. We all need a safe spot to curl up. I've been overwhelmed by kindness. I'm touched by people coming together to support each other. I'm humbled by the assistance I've been given along the way.

As I sit here, listening to the Avett Brothers, I'm witnessing a DIY project of the best intentions unfold in my mom's kitchen. Why? Because that's just how we roll. Join us! There's always room for more!

Till next time...

Jonny

4/26/11- ...and a very belated Tuesday to you!

2011-04-30T10:18:00.000-07:00

Whew!! What a week its been. Jess and I set out on Monday from Holiday, FL in a 15 foot budget truck...the damn thing!! After 1650 miles, 7 full tanks of gas, beautiful sights, wonderful cities, and narrowly avoiding the hundred tornadoes following us, we found ourselves on my mom's doorstep in CT. The last couple days have been a combination of unpacking the truck, recovering, showing the girl some CT sights, catching up on sleep, and fighting with blogspot to allow my uploaded photos. I may rest at some point...but not quite yet! The photo above is from the lovely city of Asheville, NC. To say we loved it would be an understatement!

Let's see what you were up to...

Text #1: "The girls are back in 'their room'/ 'your' room."

I could swear you implied joint ownership of my room with the finches, L-Cat. This is a little troublesome because I was sure I locked the door when I left...

Text #2: "Signed the lease on my new condo today! Forgot to photograph that so here is me looking at the paint chips for my bedroom."

Kelly, this looks more like one of those color blind tests they give you when you're a kid. What do you mean I'm wearing pink jeans?

Text #3: "After searching since Friday, my wallet finally showed up from the depths under my office desk"

Luckily Luann didn't have to learn the hard way how nasty losing your wallet can be. I'm still is dispute with Visa over charges from Tijuana for a blow-up pool, 100 gallons of jell-o, and 4 cases of silly string.

Text #4: "Domestic bliss! Cleaning, doing laundry, and nursing my sunburn after a weekend getaway!

Stef, you know you've worked on a cruise ship too long when: any of the above text seems like domestic bliss.

Text #5: "Work: expense report! This means I get money back. Hooray!"

Way to hold them accountable Kaeleen. Get creative with your expense reports! I hope you're also charging them for working from home!

Text #6: "Working on a movie!"

Shooting a movie, eh? That's pretty cool Yvette. Is it a movie about my storage unit?

Text #7: "This is my Tuesday! Lots of cigarettes & coffee as I sulk about missing my bff. Oh, and lots of driving."

First of all, Regina, it sounds like your describing a brief stint in prison. Secondly, I couldn't help but notice you didn't mention how much you miss me. Just sayin'...

Text #8: "Ready for my close up!"

Close up is an understatement Danielle. I now know what you had your last 3 breakfasts. How were the waffles?

Text #9: "Our Tuesday...jealous much? We miss you guys!"

Monica and Emma know how to lay on the Florida guilt trip...and it works!!! I just have to reload the truck and we'll see you in 22 hours.

Text #10: "Today I tried to teach the boy the importance of taking a proper photo booth picture."

I'm not sure who is having more fun here. Kid or mom? Either way Erin and Ashyr have some real winners here!

Text #11: [I accidentally deleted it]

Would ya look at this prehistoric beast. No offense mom!! Okay, I have to fess up or I'll no longer be welcome at Faithie's house. Her picture was of a huge grocery spread that she bought in anticipation of the girl and my arrival. You see, she can't resend because her old phone (pictured above) can't save photos anymore, the p.o.s. I'd feel bad if she hadn't snagged a brand new white iphone 4 one day after its release!! Trend setter.

Final Thoughts

I learned at least 10 things this week, maybe more: 1) Driving a budget truck through the Smoky Mountains is terrifying. 2) Gainesville has 47 Einstein Bagel locations but they're all on the University of Florida campus and they're impossible to find when you're starving and you have to pee. 3) The Comfort Inn in Richmond, VA may actually have dead whores in the mattresses and they may have broken into our truck. 4) My butt and feet fall asleep after driving for 10 hours. 5) New Jersey smells like a mixture of roses, burnt popcorn, and cow farts. 6) The ingredients of a 1650 mile adventure are the open road, the game 20 questions, Easter candy, all my worldly belongings, and the girl. 8) Treat each destination like an appetizer sampler platter. You have to try out the onion rings, mozzarella sticks, and spinach dip before you can even think of going with any one flavor. 9) There are an infinite number of possible destinations. 10) There's hot coffee and friendly smiles just about everywhere you go.

Thank you for your patience this week! Tuesdays is back up and running and will come out on time next week. Be sure to check out our new blog ouraugust for all of our adventures/misadventures as we take this great big globe by storm. This is only the beginning folks. There's so much more to come!

Till next time...

Jonny

4/26/11

2011-04-26T23:01:00.000-07:00

Hey all! The good news: the road trip to NYC is in progress...we've already passed through Gainesville, Atlanta, Knoxville, Asheville (amazing) and now Richmond. Who knows what tomorrow will bring as we head to CT. The bad news: the blog is going to be a little late this week. Don't worry, it'll be here soon.

Thank you for all the great pics. Patience is a virtue...

Jonny

4/19/11- A day to reflect

2011-04-20T07:33:00.000-07:00

Today is packing day. I call it a day of reflection because a year has passed and here I am, no worse for wear, boxing up my belongings again and setting off on yet another chapter. It's increasingly evident that there's no knowing your future, there's time wasted in lamenting your past, but if you focus on the present you'll watch yourself grow.

And now, your Tuesday:

Text #1: "Well some mornings he is very happy to see me. I don't call him 5 legs for nothin'. But that's up to you. You know just after I took that I passed a dead deer. I could have sent you that instead.

I think we'll all thank Leslie for choosing this beast over the dead deer. Although I bet good old "5 legs" (I'm afraid to ask) has some stories of his own!

Text #2: "Getting serious! I'm under par with this tab which means I can add a glorious snack!"

Getting serious is right Kaeleen. It looks like the love child of my grocery list and a quadratic equation.

Text #3: "Thanks to his horrible mother that missed his past 2 check ups, the poor little guy had to get 4 ginormous shots...needless to say I let him have his first lollypop."

Don't be too hard on yourself Luann...by the look on his face, the lollypop is doing the trick. On the other hand, he may have just pooped. Hard to tell!

Text #4: "Yeah that's right. I am finishing the hubs birthday cake for lunch today."

Mmmmm!! Personally, I'm a Carvel ice cream cake fan for my birthday (just a heads up for 8/14) but Erin has sure captured a thing of beauty here!

Text #5: "Back in Orlando at my favorite hair salon fixing the damage that ship life did to my hair!"

Ahoy Stef! Back to yer landlubbing ways. Be sure to rinse well and condition.

Text #6: "Yippee the flowerz iz here"

I can't poke too much fun at Faithie this week. She's been pulling for some nice weather and some booming nature to welcome us to Connecticut next week. Incidentally, pictured above is Forsythia which is a genus of flowering plant in the Oleaceae family.

Text # 7: "My Tuesday was receiving fabulous school pics of my son who's also in the mafia! And getting kicked out of my kitchen for the very first time!!! Woo hoo"

Some of you may have already enjoyed this picture of Jackson, future member of the Rat Pack, as his mom Regina accidentally copied everyone on my Tuesday text. Go easy on her! It's her first week!

Text #8: "Watching Ken Burn's "Baseball" and celebrating David Price's 9 strike out shut out yesterday which I attended. Peralta threw 2 additional strike outs for a total of 11. I'll be getting my pizza later tonight"

To clarify, if you attend a Ray's game and they pitch for 10 or more strikeouts, you can take your ticket stub to a furniture store called "Kane's" and get a voucher for a free Papa John's pizza. It's pretty much the only reason Nick and I root for the Rays!

Text #9: "Chicago weather officially blows"

I'm not sure about the weather but Colte's form could use some work. Try not to drop the right shoulder. It'll help deliver your balls just right of center.

Text #10: "Read Eat, Pray Love on the way to Love Loss and what I Wore"

Yvette, I'm proud to say that everything you said could have just as easily been in Japanese.

Text #11: "I had my first fitting for La Traviata today. This is my dress for act one! It's beautiful, too bad it's nearly impossible to breathe in it. I just won't eat for the next week.

I'm not one to spread secrets but I hear that Danielle may be a "friend" of Ernie from Sesame Street at Busch Gardens. If that's the case I think the hot weather will take care of any unwanted dress fitting deterrents. I layman's terms... she'll be sweating her ass off!

Text #12: "Sorry delayed picture...my Tuesday."

I hope all this pampering was after you cleaned your apartment top to bottom in anticipation of my arrival Kathleen. FYI, I like bananas in my cereal in the morning and I'll only drink coffee from a french press. I prefer my pillows fluffed on both sides and if you could heat my towels while I'm in the shower, that'd be just great.

Text #13: "Hangin' with my favorite 5 yr old!"

Love the new hair Emma. Really frames your face well! Jess, was she still this adorable after you had to watch "Tangled" 12 times back to back?"

Final Thoughts

This was my last Tuesday in Tampa for a while. For my Florida peeps: you've been wonderful and welcoming. I'll miss you, but I'll see you soon. I'm sure of it. For my Northern peeps: I'm just about on my way, so get ready. For my International peeps: keep on reading and tell a friend. I'll be making my way to your neck of the woods too!

I have to get back to packing so I'll make this short and sweet. Live your life. It's up to you to find adventures, create opportunities, and enjoy everyday. Don't get caught up on the idea of "rules". They were all made to be broken time and time again!

Till next time...

Jonny

ps. Did you all complete last week's assignment? Take a second to drop me a line and tell me about it!

4/12/11- A day of surprises...a pictorial in two parts!!

2011-04-13T09:06:00.000-07:00

Part 1: My lady surprised me with an adventure! This is my Tuesday...Ready? GO!!

This is Pinky's. They just won Creative Loafing's Breakfast Bowl...quite an honor! CLICK HERE

2 frittatas, home fries, whole wheat toast, a great cup for coffee and...wait for it...jalapeno cheddar grits!

The Hotel Grand in Lake Wales, FL looks like my nightmares. CLICK HERE

Jess took me to a spot where cars roll backwards uphill. Seeing is believing! CLICK HERE

The main event was Bok Tower Gardens. Just beautiful! CLICK HERE

Tiptoeing through the tulips!

I didn't need to make any wishes today!

A little romance in the shadows.

After a day of exploring Lake Wales, FL our hunger lead us to Wine Exchange in Hyde Park Village. CLICK HERE

We kicked off our meal with baked brie wrapped in phyllo dough.

[there should be a salad picture here but we were obviously too busy with the brie to worry about it!]

The main course was "Pasta for your thoughts": shrimp, scallops, asparagus, capers, sundried tomatoes and feta in a garlic lemon butter sauce over penne. What!?!?

Part 2. This is your Tuesday:

Text# 1: "This is never a good way to start the day."

Leslie, are you trying to bring back the beeper? You should try to avoid MSG. I know place with great Egg Foo Yung.

Text #2: "Getting typed out at Telsey by 10:21! Woohoo!

I'm sure that Kelly would want me to explain to the laymen that getting "typed out" is an audition term for being cut before even auditioning. Never a great feeling after you woke up, prettied yourself, and headed to the audition studio by 9:30am!

Text #3: "My Tuesday sucks so I'm sending you a picture of my big gay Monday! The best of times are now..."

Generally a non-Tuesday picture is a punishable offense, but how can I possibly not allow Yvette's rainbow of fruit flavor?

Text #4: "Ash's music class. He was showing off his sweet drumming skills."

We have a budding rock star in our midst. His little hands are moving so fast, Erin could barely keep him in focus.

Text #5: "My Tuesday spent kickin' it around with you"

Yes folks, that me at Pinky's (stop #1) taking in the latest Tampa news. Thanks Jess for trying to capture my good side.

Text #6: "Spring is sprung, the grass is riz, I wonder where the flowers is..."

My mother's inspired poetry is clearly the result of some good old Connecticut cabin fever.

Text #7: "I start rehearsals on Monday, so I'm spending this Tuesday learning as much of the 342 page score as I can!"

342 page score Schmidt? That can't be "Grease"! You trying your hand at opera?

Text #8: "Cue Alice in Wonderlad Jr. tech week!"

Ummm...wow Danielle! That's...uh...did the kids build that themselves?

Text #9: ":-("

Lowe, Tuesdays are just not supposed to look like this! I hope you didn't try to use all of these products at once.

Text #10: "This little guy wants out as bad as I do"

Is that a donkey or a mule? I never can tell. Eh...anyway... You say escape attempt... I say headrest.

Final Thoughts

What a Tuesday! I'm still smiling from mine. Whether you were hard at work, delighting in play, or plotting an escape, I hope your day was full. And what better way to fill a day than with the wonderful people in your life?

This week you have an assignment. Take a moment and choose a person in your life to surprise with something fun! It could be an intricate plan or a simple gesture. Just something to let that person know that they're worth your extra thought. It's these tidbits that go the extra mile in relationships and friendships alike. After all, who doesn't love the warm and fuzzies?

Till next time...

Jonny

4/5/11- A day to set goals

2011-04-05T19:32:00.000-07:00

With an impending move on the horizon and the prospect of new opportunities abound, I decided it's time to refocus my efforts and set goals. The thrilling action shot you see above clearly documents one such goal. Another goal is hitting 50,000 words in my book within the next week. A third is creating a new, profitable, kick-ass blog with my bff... more to come on that last one. Now if you'll all put your hands in the center, can I get a "whooooooaaaaa HACK"? Thanks guys!

Text # 1: "Tuesdays with spreadsheets. I feel like I've become a walking stereotype..."

If you zoom in a bit further on G's picture you may enjoy his company's 2011 budget. G, I'm not sure which stereotype insider trading fits into...Enron?... but thanks for sharing!

Text #2: (no subject)

Mmmmm! That looks like heaven on a plate. The mandarin oranges are a curveball but I'll accept em'. Jeremy is able to satisfy his gourmet palette while touring our U.S. of A.

Texts # 3 (part 1): "Lunch at my messy desk...Again."

Ah.....I remember lunch at my messy desk! It's not the only reason I resigned, but it weighed in heavily.

(part 2): "I wonder if they'll miss this auction item at the gala on Saturday..."

Kaeleen, something tells me that you won't have to worry about resigning from your messy desk if you share this with your friends rather than the auctioneers. Having said that, you know my address!

Text #4: "Getting ready for tech week of RENT. Sick at home with 2 guitars, low barometric pressure, and Season 5 of the Office.

As I always say, what more do you need when you have low barometric pressure and The Office? After robbing Guitar Center, Nick must've stopped to pick up a barometer.

Text #5: "My lunch break table..."

I'm no art history buff Somer but, judging by the biblical comic strip before me, it seems that you may be Jesus' personal assistant? Secretary at the Vatican? Am I close?

Text #6: "Rainy day on a beach vacation"

I can only guess what Erin and Damion's son Ashyr must be thinking as he stares out at his inclement Tuesday, preventing sand castles and beach walks... "This sucks!" (be sure to click Erin's name, she's got a great blog)

Text #7: "Driving through downtown Atlanta on this sunny Spring Tuesday. I love this city."

I wish I could say the same for "downtown" Tampa Kelly, but there's rain over all six of our tall buildings.

Text #8: "Trying to learn to crochet for the 90 millionth time."

Addie, I think I've pinpointed your problem. You're using the tooth picker from the dentist's office!

Text #9: "Not a fun way to start a Tuesday."

I'd be nervous too Leslie. Addie replaced all their tools with crocheting equipment.

Text #10: "Purging!"

That looks a lot like my first apartment. Jess calls it purging. I call it Astoria!

Text #11: "Help...the one on the right or left?"

Am I missing something? Should I adjust my screen? At very least, Faithie needs a new roof after a hell of a winter.

Text #12: "Happy Birthday to my momma! I'm taking her to a super fun restaurant, but shh it's a surprise!"

Is it Chuck E . Cheese, Danielle? IS IT CHUCK E. CHEESE!?!?

Text #13: "4am bootcamp - now Mad Men and a nap!"

Lowe, that sounds like my kind of Tuesday...except for bootcamp! I leave that for the few, the proud, the... tougher than me!

Text #14: "Full workout and swam a mile! I feel great!"

Well la de da! Isn't Colte fancy with his mile swim and workout, with picture courtesy of his cool new iPhone 4? A mile, really? Pirates or sharks would have to be involved for me to swim further than the swim up bar.

Text #15: "Didn't make it to yoga class so I'm virtually finding my center."

Who needs boot camp and mile swims when you can enjoy technology in the comfort of your own home? Yvette fired up the wii fit and had at it!

Text #16: "I've had the craziest day...had to be at unemployment office at 8am...then at 9:15 got on the train in Flushing to go home. Well right as we were about to depart they announced "because of passenger injury on the train in front of us, there will be no Manhattan bound 7 trains until further notice"...well seeing as I'm in the middle of Korea town and there is NO other transportation...I waited to see if service would resume...it did not...I then asked an MTA worker if someone had jumped (afraid to hear the answer) and he replied, "oh yeah! Very gruesome, body parts everywhere!!!" Oh, thanks for that. After 2 hours of asking gypsy cabs to take me to Astoria and getting quotes of $80!!!, and trying to get on the free shuttle bus (that 1,000 plus people were trying to get on)... I called Lucas and woke him up to see if he could come pick me up. He did. Thanks Lucas. So then we went to lunch and had a beer.... an 11:45 (I needed it)... now I am sitting at "Ninja restaurant"...for Alicia's bday. Ninja restaurant is a Japanese restaurant where NINJAS jump out at you while they serve your food. My Tuesday... And pic of the night...some type of blue shot rimmed with POP rocks!!!...And to top it ALL off...an Asian man just walked into our private room and I screamed across the table, "you're in your normal clothes!!!!!"....and hes said, "um, I'm not a server or a ninja. I'm just looking for the bathroom".........Racist. Me."

That's some serious texting. I still remember beepers! We tried to spell out simple words using numbers. There's no doubt that if Tuesdays with Jonny gave awards for documenting a Tuesday's every moment, Kathleen would win the trophy this week.

Final Thoughts

This week's lesson? There doesn't always have to be a lesson. You may not be learning something new every moment but that doesn't mean you aren't getting the most out of life. After all, I find that many "learning experiences" are the result of an endeavor gone wrong. Why live like that? If we put less emphasis and pressure on our choices we won't have quite so far to fall if things go awry. In fact, if we stay open to all the possibilities, mountains tend to look more like speed bumps!

Till next time...

Jonny

ps. I made the pictures larger this week (aside from the album that Kathleen sent). Yay or nay?

3/29/11- Missed picture opportunities

2011-03-29T21:59:00.000-07:00

Argh! My first stop today was Borders (be sure to hit them up. the sales are nuts because they're going out of business) for a new book on web design...no picture. I then journeyed to Starbucks to write and spend time on FB.... no picture. After that it was off to the Apple store to salivate over the iPhone 4 and the iPad2...still no picture. There were clearly a few kodak moments that were never to be. The above photo, as filtered on a cool app called "Instagram" (it allows for tilt shift photography...google it) was taken at dinner. This is my impression of a Japanese wolverine. You didn't think I could be PC all time, did ya?

Text #1: "Movin on up"

Well, would you look at my mother the baller! That ladies and gentlemen is the 2011 Rx. It's not hers. The authorities prefer I leave it at that.

Text #2 + #3: "Mamma and babies. Breakfast is served." and "Gray day in Florida"

Well Leslie, that's just sick! It's insult to injury when you snack on the bird family on a rainy day. Incidentally, I was marooned on my tricycle at Starbucks. That's an inside joke everyone. Deal with it!

Text #4: "The reservoir in cp (central park)...look close there's a rainbow"

And if you look even closer you can see Addie chasing a leprechaun in search of his pot of gold. All I see is a geyser in a retaining pond.

Text #5: "$5 martinis and braves"

If I were watching the Braves, I'd be drinking too. I'll be rooting for the Rays on opening day! I mean with Damon and Ramirez (the stars of 1993) how can we possibly lose this season?

Text #6: "So much of our Tuesday has been spent watching this guy swimming about. This is Ronald. He's our new fish"

Uh...Erin...this is awkward...did I leave my toupee in your shower?

Text #7: "Healing the shin splints due to my commitment to over exercise ;)"

What an odd commitment. Over-exercise! Way to stick to your goals!?

Text #8: "I got this as a text from my mother. That is my 62 year old father water skiing on Tuesday."

I've met Danielle's dad and I'm not at all surprised that he is catching big air as he skates that wake. Isn't that what the kids are saying these days?

Text #9: "Fashion over function? Blisters hurt."

Allow me to chime in on this so called 'fashion over function'. Jessica purchased these kicks for 6 bucks at The Salvation Army. They came complete with a half box worth of saltine crumbs inside. The function was clearly as a pantry!

Text #10: "Jeremy's replacement"

This is Violet's second or third appearance on "tuesdays"...the little dear. Let this be your warning Kathleen. You're one bark away from my crazy dog lady intervention.

Text #11: "Movie night. Just released today. I love Chuck Bartowski."

For some reason, Kelly's contributions often require research on my part. After some poking around I learned that Chuck is the title character on the TV series "Chuck". I assume he voices a role in "Tangled", but pride myself in knowing that I don't know for sure.

Text #12: "I'm already in bed. That won't make for a cool photo"

Oh but it does Kaeleen. This is the face I made when I didn't want to wake up for school and my mom came in my room singing, and I quote, "It's wakey time!!"...over and over again!

Text # 13: "Long night at Grandma's house."

It's hard to tell from the picture, but that's me. I got plumb tuckered out somewhere after going over the river but before traveling through the woods.

Text #14: "A grande misto (3 splendas) always helps me through my day....One from the new Starbucks in Astoria really helped me through the 8 hour dinner shift where I made $90... If this keeps up I'll need a little something more than caffeine."

Apparently our new contributor Erik is a budding novelist. Are you alluding to drug abuse Erik? Tuesdays with Jonny has a no tolerance policy when it comes to drugs. D.A.R.E. to be sleepy at work! On a separate but equally important note, that's a lovely new Starbucks!

Final Thoughts

This week wasn't so much about a plan but about the execution. Sometimes it's easy to forget there's no script or guaranteed pleasant ending . We have to keep sharpening the proverbial pencil and always have an eraser close at hand! In my mind that blurb sounded so profound yet reading it back it seems rather obscene. I'm pleased!

Moral of the story? Life is full of variables and it's up to us to not only roll with the punches but to learn to cast aside our predispositions. There's no such thing as perfection. If there were there'd be nothing to strive for, nothing to worry about and nothing to be embarrassed of. What fun would that be?

Till next time...

Jonny

3/22/11- A vacation from my...pre mature retirement?

2011-03-22T19:17:00.000-07:00

When you're 31 and in the midst of a delusional retirement without no pension, the only thing that makes sense is a road trip. Right!? Just me? And when you live Tampa Bay it's most logical to head to Southern Florida- home of real surf! This print was made on a kick ass iPhone app called Half Tone. Really captures the thrill of the open road! Here goes:

Text #1: "My Tuesday - Office Work. Peace!"

I'm not sure that's as much peace as it is a gang sign Kaeleen. The Leukemia and Lymphoma Society may frown to known where your fundraising money comes from!

Text #2: "SRQ-JFK"

The woman 2 rows ahead looks a tad suspicious. Word to the wise Yvette, whenever I'm flying I like to come up with my personal watch list to thwart any funny business. She just made the list.

Text #3: "Day tow of Lucky Guy rehearsal, Off Broadway"

Ah, the familiar visage of an NYC rehearsal studio. I'd prefer an action shot of some foot stomping and toe touches but I do appreciate how the black and white of the sheet music and binder compliment the piano. Wait...I believe I've said too much.

Text #4: "Not a great pic with my phone but this is my view Tuesday morning on my way to work."

Awwwwww, horsies! Leslie, if you're anything like your daughter I can only imagine that you're steering with your left knee as you use one hand to adjust the radio and the other to take this lovely picture! It's a talent that's terrifying yet awe inspiring.

Text #5: "Bert and Ernie have groupies; the hosts from Wipeout."

There's only one thing gayer than Bert and Ernie; the hosts from Wipeout. If you've never seen Wipeout, it's an obstacle course where eager competitors get thrashed in the most unfortunate ways. It's truly...American!

Text #6: "Check it out day 2 of park setup. Happy Tuesday!"

Nick, I know that stage well. In two short weeks, 20 or so actors will be sweating it out in the park while I polish off a cooler of Miller Light and sing along!

Text #7: "What better way to start a Tuesday than with these two goofs showing up on your doorstep!?!?!?!?!?!"

Lock your doors and release the hounds. These fools are armed with loud tunes and bad a jokes and are coming to a beach town near you! Once Erin and Ashyr came out of hiding we had a nice little day antiquing.

Text #8: "As I was putting milk, fresh from a grocery run, into the fridge, I knocked over this poor, little beer. Now, I'm not usually one to Tap the Rockies, but I took it as a sign that 6pm meant drinking alone"

What a happy accident Kelly. If I were there I'd never let you Tap into those Rockies alone!

Text #9: "Sometimes you've gotta double fist when mom is in town!"

That's what she said!

Text #10: "Taxes done"

I'm glad you got them done Faithie. Last week...you know, when you didn't submit... I was worried that you were might be evading and dropped off the grid!

Text #11: "Agnes in full effect"

As a rule Agnes does not pass a thrift store. Who doesn't love a good deal!? Please be sure to blow up the picture and notice that not one single article that Agnes has donned matches. What a dreamboat!

Text #12: "Cat sitting for Caitlin and Jordan while they're in Jamaica...

Who's your little friend? I think it's clear that Kathleen literally got the shit end of the stick!

Part 2: "And now I'm buying raw nasty chicken to boil for the dog. Ahhhhhh!!! A vegan's nightmare"

Why the hell does the dog need chicken. I figured she'd be a tree huggin' hippie the the rest of ya... and me for that matter

Final Thoughts

This was perhaps the least congruent Tuesday we've had since our inception folks. No, not the movie where you plant ideas in dreams...though that's cool. I'm talking about since the commencement of Tuesdays. Generally we have a few that stories that relate. Tuesdays of delight and wonderment that line up in some way. But you know what? I love it. We come together. We drift apart. We ebb, we flow. Humanity is a wonderful thing. Embrace our differences. Strive to find places where we can come together. Relate for a while. Then go about your day with the conviction that your choices and risks are going to positively stir things up! In short kick ass, take names and tell a friend!

Till next time...

Jonny

3/15/11- A day to brainstorm

2011-03-15T18:18:00.000-07:00

This is what my mind looked like today. So many ideas spinning. Items to clear out and items to bring to the front. What would your sculpture look like if you could clear out your thoughts?

Text #1: "ch ch ch changes"

Jess, do you always st st st stutter while you sk sk sk sketch? I do like the font though. Very sparkly. Some would call it...glitter!

Text #2: "Dino tail!"

Erin's house appears to have gone from Twilight Zone to archeological dig. Oh, the power of imagination!

Text #3: "So they've removed the PIANO from the "music office" in lieu of trying to see how many full size desks they can cram in our tiny windowless hell hole."

This, my friends, used to be my very own, personal hell hole. And I scored us the aforementioned piano! I love what you guys have done with the place!

Text #4: "Estimate for the Mormon lottery?? 200 people. Luckily, I already have tickets to see it again! We have 6 of us here trying to win for one friend! Verdict to come at 6pm!"

Well, it's after 6pm and we wait with baited breath as Kelly spends yet another Tuesday discovering Mormonism as set to snappy tunes.

Text #5: "I have made some great "friends" the past couple of weeks. This was part of their photo shoot before their first show together on Sunday!"

I wouldn't want to run into that tough looking bunch in a back alley on the set of everyone's favorite TV show as a kid. Their faces say "ABC", but their body language says "can of whoop ass!".

Text #6: "Evidently Dad wouldn't listen to Mom's "step on the break" suggestion...."

Addie, we're men. We're hunters! We're gatherers! We're...fairly stupid... a lot of the time!

Text #7: "I'm still working on having cafe con soy leche added to the menu but the cheeseburger on the cuban toast is what made my Tuesday in Tampa bearable"

Why is a cafe named for American Independence selling "the best Cuban Coffee in town"? I do like the con soy leche angle though!

Text #8: "A bloomin' Tuesday"

Huh!? Leslie, I always love your contributions. Always!! I'm not quite sure what this is, but it's about to go along with my my theme for the week!

Final Thoughts

As far as I can tell it's time for some spring cleaning. We Floridians have enjoyed year round sun and surf, but our Northern neighbors are finally coming out of a deep freeze. If your brain looks like my mind did today, take a moment...some mental health time.... and clear out those damn cobwebs. Get some stuff in order. Brainstorm and figure out if you're doing what best serves YOU!

Till next time...

Jonny

3/8/11- It's fat Tuesday y'all!

2011-03-08T19:09:00.000-08:00

I couldn't choose just one this week. These were two halves of what felt like a productive day. Nothing says "get your motor running" like a cup of hazelnut coffee from Panera while I tap out a story on my Mac. After that I found myself at the gym for chest day. The second picture was the view from where I sat and sipped my delicious protein shake. Peanut butter banana. Fat Tuesday is all about beverage intake. Isn't it?

Text #1: "It's Fat Tuesday and I'm giving up the fast food this year and therefore indulging in greasy goodness!"

Wait...Nick...I think you may be a bit confused. It looks like you treated this now ravaged tray as a death row inmate would his last meal. I won't lie and say my mouth isn't watering a little.

Text #2: "Note the anthem singer! I got to sing for the Women's History Month Celebration. Not only did I get to sing on T.V. but I got to hear from some of the most inspirational women of the Tampa Bay. It was an amazing ceremony. (Doesn't hurt that I also got another gig out it!)

There are quite a few jokes that come to mind, but since the majority of my readers are women (literally all of you I think) I have nothing funny to say. It's a great honor to have been featured for such an important event. Congrats on a job well done Danielle : )

Text # 3: "I spent today editing for Hollywood Wasteland. We have 3 episodes out and we release our 3rd minisode tomorrow. Check it out at Hollywood Wasteland"

Leave it to my enterprising (cheap) buddy Caley to figure out free advertising. Still, it's an artistic endeavor and I stand completely behind it! They're trying to raise money to produce the rest of the season so be sure to check it out!

Text #4: "This is my Tuesday...sucking down the green juice!!"

That looks like something that oozed out of the Toxic Avenger. It's literally glowing on your knee Kathleen. If I see you in a month of so and you're sporting a set of bulging green muscles...I'm gonna say I told you so!

Text #5: "Hanging out with Kathy Griffin"

....stalking Kathy Griffin? I think she's looking right at you Yvette. You have to be more careful. Isn't the restraining order still in effect? Although, I have to say you are keeping true to your status as middle-aged gay man!

Text #6: "Voice lesson with Lucas at Ripley Grier"

Hahahahahaha!! It's hard to know whether that 40oz of the Silver bullet is solving problems or creating them. Fun fact? Did you know that we don't have 40's in Florida? We only have 32oz's. That just makes me want to buy 2 32oz's (that's 64 for you math majors) in an act of defiance. Take that law makers!

Text #7: "Ahhhh Tuesdays with Jonny. Florida Strawberry Festival."

Leslie, that does not look like strawberries. That looks like...Babe...if babe were a Blue's Brother. Very disturbing!

Text #8: "Tuesday"

Erin and Damion have some weird twilight zone stuff going on at their house. You are traveled through another dimension. One ruled by dinosaurs and killer whales. But who is pulling the strings? Could it be a crafty young man named Ashyr? The world may never know.

Text #9: (no subject)

Oh my, Luanne. The things you ladies will do to celebrate Women's History Month! If we wired you up we could get free cable!

Text #10: "Agnes dreaming of beaches"

Agnes may or may not be Jess' geriatric alter-ego... but I'm not one to tell. Either way, I'm digging these beaches of Agnes, though it's tough to picture her walker and butt pillow in the sand!

Text #11: "Hey Jonny is it too late? It has been a dark and busy day."

It appears that you're having a close encounter of the third kind. Perhaps the specter that brought Erin and Damion's dino and Shamoo together is illuminating your night sky!? You guys should team up for some serious ghost busting!

Final Thoughts

Well folks, I half expected racy, bead grabbing Mardis Gras madness. Allow me to commend you for going on with your Tuesdays and not buying into the hype... ya wall flowers! Just joking. This goes to show that conforming to expectation only limits creative output. This is the first Tuesday that there haven't been duplicate activities. I'm pretty psyched about that. As cool as it is too draw a crowd, it's equally cool to march to your own beat!

Jonny

3/1/11- Happy March first Tuesday'ers!

2011-03-02T10:28:00.000-08:00

Sorry for the late post people. This picture will explain the tardiness. Doesn't it look like I'm whiling away the hours on a wrap-around porch somewhere? Well the jokes on you because this was taken at a Thai restaurant in South Tampa. The funny part is that we had sushi and saki there. Moral of the story...don't judge a book by its cover? Moving on...

Text #1: (no message)

Emma is my youngest and newest contributor. I'd like to celebrate the fact that despite all of the "princessy", glittery, girly-ness she received for her 5th birthday, that's right...a whole hand!... she's playing the piano I gave her!

Text #2: "Tuesday morning breakfast of champions"

Leslie, while I admire that masterpiece of what looks to be eggs florentine over-easy I beg to differ that Kombucha is part of a breakfast of champions. I've tried the stuff! I was forced to, and it tastes like fermented sweat socks with just a hint of sediment and rust. Perhaps the champions you speak of are inmates of a nice upstate "hotel"?

Text #3: "hehe"

It would appear that this oddly draped being is trying to make contact from another world. Three headed alien or proud new Mac users? Steve Jobs or Jabba the Hut!? You be the judge.

Text #4: "Hanging in my hotel room in the murder capital of the country (I think)....Baltimore is scary at night! Now I know why The Wire was based here."

Well Kathleen, Baltimore is really gonna have to up its killing if it wants that prestigious title. New Orleans won last year with 162. I think if they really pull together as a city, they may have a shot at it this year. Pun fully intended.

Text #5: "World of Beer fundraiser"

Nothing can call attention to a good cause quite like "The World of Beer"! Let's raise a glass to the awareness of the orphans in...ah screw it! Keg Stand!!

Text #6: "Having a veggie delight (and watching care bears with one of my managers and my other manager's kids).

Hmmm...veggie delight and care bears. Yvette, there's got to be a joke in there somewhere...oh here, a riddle... What's gayer than watching the care bears while eating a veggie delight? Nothing!!

Text #7: (no message)

This picture may or may not be part of the reason that Tuesdays came late this week. Yep. That's Jess, with 2 s's, (727) 43.....

Text #8: "Crunch Tuesday. I actually look forward to these. I have turned into such a meathead."

Way to be G! This is a major departure from the chemistry quoting, Guitar Hero playing, wiry Chinese man I know and love!

Text #9: "Too much going on. I'm a little out of focus"

Very creative Faithie! Your use of ambient light and mastery of aperture really work to enhance the overall composition. I think if you really stick with it you'll get that photography merit badge after all.

Text #10: "Going to see West Side Story. I've never seen it before and I'm kinda excited! I just wish I wasn't chaperoning a bunch of kids. You can't win them all I guess."

You don't love to see the joy in their little faces as they watch the brilliance of live theater Danielle? Me neither. I think there should be a giant sandbox in the parking lot for them all to play in so I can have adult quiet time!

Text #11: "About to be dazzled! Many friends in the show including one of my best! Bring on the foul languange!!"

I hate to break it to you Kel, but I doubt there with be much racy language as the male morman kicks back a bottle of purified water and addresses the sister wives.

Text #12: "Tuesday girl's night = diner and a play at the Alliance Theatre."

I like this girl's night you speak of Kelley. Is it troublesome that it also sounds like a good "guys night" to me? ... I'm gonna go eat a steak and kick a puppy just for thinking that!

Final Thoughts

I'm thrilled to see everyone enjoying health and entertainment in their Tuesday this week. It's so important to treat yourself well whether it be a nice meal, a night at the theater (movie or live), some music, or a trip to the gym. Finding happiness in you goes to enhance the happiness you can share with others. Always remember to set some time aside to soothe your soul!

Till next time...

Jonny

2/22/11- Early to rise

2011-02-22T17:54:00.000-08:00

Today I woke up at 7AM. That's right folks, and I was amazed to see how much can be accomplished when one wakes before noon. I was at the gym at 9:50AM. Starbucks by 12:30PM. By 4PM I had nearly written 2000 words. Then I went to the mall. That's where this picture came from. No, I did not get a new computer. I went to the apple store and left my blog on the homepage of ever free computer I could find. Some may call it clever, some may call it narcissistic, some may call it a desperate attempt at free advertising. I call it enterprising...and I'm sticking to it!

Text # 1: "So I know it's only Monday but this is cool. I was at the Channel 10 station for the filming of the Live at 10 show and look who was also in the show! She even closed the segment with "This is the song that doesn't end, yes it goes on and on my friends..." talk about nostalgic.

Try and guess which of these is not a puppet... Joking, joking! I recognize Danielle and Lamb Chop but I have no clue who's on the right. By the looks of the hair and the...scarf... she looks half human/half puppet! It's like Jim Hensen's version of Frankenstein.

Text #2: "Happy Tuesday...view from my new cubicle"

Leslie, I'm by no means a master in the art of Feng Shui, but the new office is looking a little sparse. Those big windows are just begging for some stained glass...or, I'm always be happy to send a signed headshot to dress up the walls.

Text #3: "too many yellows but I won't complain"

Well that looks delicious. It seems that Jess has an in with the Easter Bunny that she never mentioned. Holding out? It's cool. You can even have all the white ones. All I want are Cadburry Creme Eggs...although they've gotten suspiciously smaller over the years. I'm thinking of writing a letter.

Text #4: "I had a killer day at the beach!"

Somebody is playing hooky! I know Kaeleen's pictures of sun and fun may seem obscene to my northern followers, but try and think of it as being all relative. You people expect an icy cold, snow filled winter. We, however, are in Florida. Can you believe that today has been one of few in the past couple months worthy of a beach outing? It's a crime!

Text #5: "I read this entire (really pretty stupid) book today."

Oh snap! How do you feel about that Emily Griffin? Addie committed her free, unemployed time to reading your stupid ass book. Got anything to say for yourself?

Text #6: "The Friedel-Crafts acylation of benzene begins when an acyl group gives up its halogen to AlCl3. Come Back Thursday for more nerdy chemistry euphemisms!"

G, if I had any clue what that meant...I'd probably use this electrophilic aromatic substitution to allow the synthesis of monoacylated products from the reaction between arenes and acyl chlorides or anhydrides. Just sayin'!!

Text #7: (no message)

Big men in little pink chair...BIG MEN IN LITTLE PINK CHAIR!! It appears that Kathleen went to the zoo in P-Town...

Text #8: "That woman in the glasses is hot!"

...and then climbed into the cage with two new, very confused looking inhabitants? Lucas is right though. That women in the glasses is hot!

Text #9: "Budget season is here again. fun fun fun"

That's right! My mother is an elected official, and when she says it's budget season...it's budget season!! Sharpen your pencils and put batteries in your calculators. It's gonna be a long couple months!

Text #10: "I would like to thank Apple and Verizon for making my technological dreams come true."

Verizon and Kelly took a very slow step into the second decade of the new Millennium. At least they finally figured it out. Welcome!

Final Thoughts

As I always say, "you can never have enough different people posing in the same tiny pink chair". There's a lesson in that though. It's been said that variety is the spice of life... and often times it is. Something, in turn, should be said for routine. Part of human nature is gravitating toward the familiar. There's comfort in the things we know and hold close to our hearts. The key is finding both variety and familiarity, then melding the two. It's a synthesis, if you will, that makes for joy in new discoveries and revelry in the oldies but goodies!

Till next time...

Jonny

2/15/11- The Day after a great Valentine's Day

2011-02-15T20:03:00.000-08:00

I've never been to Perkins before today so it seemed appropriate to stay there for 2.5 hours, kick back, eat some down home grub, have a great chat with my bff, and throw down the gauntlet with the claw machine. Needless to say I walked away with a full belly, completely content... but with no stuffed, furry prize. That damn claw doesn't have the strength to pick up a tissue!

Text #1: "This is my Tuesday. In Chicago with Jen!!!!"

This week Kathleen is in the windy city fulfilling her duty as #1 Les Mis groupie and catching up with an old friend. The ladies seem very excited, if not a bit crazed to be posing for their iPhone self portrait.

Text #2: "ginormous surprise!!! this is my Tuesday!!!! (followed by 3 smiley faces)"

Well Jess, it looks like someone thinks you're pretty darn special. A nice tribute on that "Hallmark" holiday of holidays we all hate to love!

Text #3: "This is my Tuesday! Au natural, baby!"

Kelly seems to be saying "Yeah, there's red gunk in my hair and I'm wearing a vinyl frock. What's it to you?" You're a trend setter Kel! Expect to see this look around town very soon.

Text #4 (a two parter)..part one: "It's not snowing"

Mom, did you break into the bowling alley again? There's nobody in the picture and from the looks of that chord, there's a janitor on the other end buffing the lanes. I know you have cabin fever but...

part two: "This is more like it"

... and now you're drinking? You're grounded young lady. It's for your own good!

Text #5: "I have been asked to take over the roll of music director for the Junior version of Alice in Wonderland. My evening will be full of score marking accompanied by homemade guacamole. I'm already dreaming about these songs."

I'm at a loss for words. I love guacamole!!

Text #6: "Ending this sunny day with homemade 3 bean chili and baked sweet potato fries."

Very fancy Miss Schmidt. I ordered delivery from Pita Pit so we'll just leave it to my readers to judge who had the better culinary delight this evening. All I know is that if there's a knock at the door, there had better be a falafel wrap and a Cherry Coke Zero on the other side!

Text #7: "My one year anniversary in the city and this is at my bus stop in the morning : )"

Nothing says inspiration like a scribbled sentiment taped to the glass shelter at a New York City bus stop. Still, I think it's pretty cool that Yvette took a moment and found some meaning.

Text #8: "Five course dinner followed by drinks at the Trump in Chicago. Nice company outing! Happy first day of work to me : )"

Small world Heidi! My first day of work at new jobs generally culminate with drinking too... of course from a paper a bag, out behind a 7-11. You say potato...

Final Thoughts

This Tuesday was accented with good company, food and drink, work, recreation and even some pampering. Whether you're waiting for the m60 bus or taking your second misinformed ferry ride around the mouse's house, you're always pointed in some direction. See it out! It may be a predetermined path or a happy mistake. Either way, trusting that you're right where you should be can only add to your journey!

Till next time...

Jonny

2/8/10- Sorry I missed a week

2011-02-09T07:44:00.000-08:00

Pictured above is my excuse for last Tuesday's blog absence. This is the Western Caribbean as viewed from the bow of my luxury ocean liner....well, the Norwegian Epic. Sure, sure some of you Northerners may not appreciate my soiree in the tropics. Others may nay say because they didn't get to escape along with. I decided that I deserved a vacation... from my current...vacation. Needless to say, the only other person that was happy for my trip, besides me, was my travel buddy. This Tuesday is below:

Today was about thwarting my end of vacation blues. My travel buddy and I ponied up to a place called the Lime. Two margaritas, chips, guac, and some salsa later and I'm feeling better about disembarking and rejoining the world of early retirement!

Text #1: "Emma with her speech award, her loose tooth and a bugs life! What a great day!"

Leslie is one of my most loyal and demanding followers. Her little cutie of a granddaughter has really been wracking up the awards lately. She's a world class recycler and public speaker who always has time for the tooth fairy and to kick back and watch a movie. I smell Nobel Prize in the future!

Text #2: "Hi Jonny. No Snow. Decided to go to work"

Faithie has been sent through the ringer this winter. It's the worst on record. She tried shovel execution, death by icicle, and now she has come out of retirement and returned to The Shelton B.O.E. I can only imagine there's a diabolic plot in the works!

Text #3: "I was finally exposed to roller derby. It was fun yet terrifying. I never knew the roller rink could be so hostile. It is pretty entertaining however."

Thumbs up to carnage? Danielle, I know you're searching for a more physical occupation but roller derby? In my day we'd strap on the busted old four wheel skates and enjoy an uncoordinated romp to the hits of the late 80's. If you insist on this new, dangerous hobby then my only advice is to go for the knees.

Text # 4: "My Tuesday"

This little bundle of joy is plumb tuckered out. I had the pleasure of visiting with her last week in Ft. Lauderdale and for the first time in the history of our greeting one another, she did not pee on my foot.

Text #5: "gettin' glittery"

This is Jess's Valentine's Day arts and crafts project. As I always say, so scissors and a little glitter go a long way. Not such a Hallmark holiday after all?

Text #6: (no message)

Well if this isn't a depressing photo I don't know what is. Jeremy is in Chicago freezing his junk off in the name of art. Hey, remember when you were in FL last week. Oh...burn!

Final Thoughts

I'd like to once again apologize for my absence last Tuesday. If Norwegian Cruise lines didn't charge $100/minute for internet access I would have posted. I will say, however, that a Tuesday without any sort of technology was refreshing. No texts, no calls, no emails. Just left to my own devices in paradise. Not too shabby! Simplify people. Allow yourself to step away from the hustle once in a while and enjoy moments unencombered by the little "conveniences" that so often tie us down. You don't need to go all the way to the Caribbean to realize the best stuff is in the little things... but it won't hurt.

Till Next time...

Jonny

1/25/2011- A Tuesday from Dawn til dusk

2011-01-25T20:42:00.000-08:00

In case you haven't figured it out, my Mac is acting up. It's been threatening for weeks now and today it was in a particularly bad mood! I happily sat with a warm cup of coffee, ready to write, in a small cafe in St. Pete but MacBook had a different plan. It decided that unless I squeeze the bottom left corner of the screen it wasn't going to reveal its lower half. That didn't sound right. Anyway, it's very difficult to type a complete thought using just your right hand. Now it's behaving a little better but who knows how long I've got. I better move on...

Text # 1: "When bad things happen to new birds..."

This is a grim scene, admittedly not from today but a past Tuesday perhaps. I'll allow it....we'll pretend. Apparently another "little birdie" left the back door open, allowing a neighborhood cat access to the Z's Finch Sanctuary. Luckily Leslie can breath easy because the birds probably shit themselves but made it through unscathed.

Text #2: "Listing designer stuff on ebay in the upper east side"

Well la de da! Hopefully Yvette's luxury items will fetch the bids they deserve. You better make good on that free shipping.

Text #3: "Yet another snowfall. My Tuesday picture was supposed to be from a bowling alley."

Once again, Mom is looking to line things up and knock them down. In case you haven't heard, the North East has been pummeled by snow and ice over the past few weeks. It makes Florida look like...well...a walk on the beach. Faithie's last couple post have been a little troublesome. This week brings a serene, snowy landscape. Way to shake it off Mom!

Text #4: "Due to the weather rehearsal has been cancelled...I'm not sure when we will reschedule...I apologize for the late notification, I understand you're upset but...I DON'T CONTROL THE WEATHER"... Stage parents are so understanding

I'm no sign language expert but I believe this the sign for "so, so". Hey, I just post em' as I get em'. Danielle, I'm sure that despite the weather most of said "stage parents" can just fire up the flying monkeys and travel wherever they need.

Text #5: "I could get used to "winter" in Burbank, CA. On this perfectly sunny Tuesday afternoon, I'm reading and lounging by the pool.

How many of those beautiful palm trees died to make that book Kelly? Huh? You can consider that as you bask in the California sun. Okay, I'm just jealous.

Text # 6: "Icky, ick, ick"

I couldn't agree more with Miss Groom. What the hell Florida? Today is the first time in my Earthly tenure that I've heard an actual usage of the emergency broadcast system. I quickly peed myself then went about my day.

Text #7: "Tied!"

I thought I'd end today's post with the start of my Tuesday. In the first hour or so of the day, Jess was more than happy to relish in her "come from behind" tying performance. Clearly she was attempting to thwart my concentration as she snapped photos of usually well-executed follow through. Whatever the method of victory...the girl throws a mean dart!

Final Thoughts

We certainly can't control the weather, but don't let the weather control you. Yep, that's the best I can come up with. I'm sleepy! Though we had fallen birds, darts and ebay postings, the prevalent force behind today's contributions was weather from about every corner of the country. Global warming in full effect y'all! The North East is getting hammered, the South is getting colder, and the West Coast is getting...tan. Whatever your locale, you have a front row seat to mother nature at its finest. It may cancel bowling night or send you running for a bunker but it just might lead to that project you've been meaning to get down or some quality movie time on the couch! Enjoy the change of plans...

Till next time...

Jonny

1/18/11- A Tuesday's worth of option B's

2011-01-19T18:34:00.000-08:00

Do we really live in a world where a guy has to call ahead to get some smoked fish? "Ted Peter's Famous Smoked Fish" (or so they say) was my first stop on a day to be jam packed with culinary delights, and let me tell you... it was closed. Yes I guess I could have called and checked their hours. I suppose I could have also consulted this new fangled "interweb" they're all talking about. But instead I decided to put my trust into a time honored St. Pete, FL tradition... and they decided to take the day off. This was just the starting point of a day that was ruled by back up plans. You know what? It was a wonderful day and I couldn't have planned it better if I tried.

Text #1: (no subject)

The audience looks a little light for this performance. I guess word didn't reach Ft. Lauderdale that the dynamic Jeremy Hays is lending his talents to this production... or maybe it did...

Text #2: "Getting my hair did"

Kathleen walked out of Super Cuts with a half mohawk because the flash in the mirror blinded her poor beautician. I appreciate the contribution but consider fashion over function just this once!

Text #3: "I should never cook. I'm too embarrassed to explain!"

When ovens attack!! Observe the havoc that the old "GE" will wreak on a dish that is not oven safe. Heidi's oven waited eagerly as she carefully prepared a meticulous lasagna, complete with double extra cheese. Next time spring for some Corningware!

Text #4: "I have fat hands"

That there readers will fire up a 328i and is the key to an excellent Tuesday. Lucas, if you're sporting this cherry ride I don't think you have to concern yourself with your fat hands. The ladies will understand!

Text #5: "My real Tuesday. My imaginary Tuesday."

Ironic exposition... or the perfect crime? Last week Faithie was plotting against her shovels and this week it seems like she has her sights set on those enjoying warm weather. I know it's cold up there. I understand cabin fever...trust me! But I'm not sure there's just cause to go all "The Shining" on the girl in the straw hat.

Text #6: "Carly Simon and vodka tonics at Tortilla Flats' Bingo Night. My idea of a good time is apparently the same as my grandmother's...

Is your grandmother a 50 year old gay man? This picture looks like Christmas Eve at the Blue Oyster. Not hating on the bingo though, G. I'm a big fan!

Text #7: "Just keep swimming."

I'm not gonna lie...I'm speechless. My first inclination is, of course, to make fun but the mouse has a far reach and calling him out online cannot possibly yield positive results. In a completely different note, Shook is a die hard Disney fan and I know it would be dream to play Dory in the Animal Kingdom. Let's send her good thoughts people!

Text #8: "It seems that after a week of paralyzing ice and snow, Atlantans have forgotten how to drive! I have to remind myself in moments of rush hour that a comfy, clean Camry beats a smelly, crowded subway car.

It seems that this so called "traffic" is taking our nation by storm. I've not encountered it myself but apparently it's chapping the asses of many of our countryman. Hopefully Kelly is able to keep it contained in Atlanta before it decides to invade my mild mannered Tampa.

Text #9: "ahhhh perfection"

Are there really words to describe a lovely beach day in mid-January? You chilly Northerners can probably think of a few! All I'm saying is that Jess got her Tuesday just right!

Final Thoughts:

Sorry for the late posting. I'm usually in earlier on a Tuesday but mine was jam packed with fun and reinvention of what I thought was "the plan". Be malleable. That's this week's message. Allow yourself to go with the flow because behind every set situation is a possible adventure just waiting for a life. If my first destination weren't closed, I wouldn't have had that great picture or a picnic on the beach. If my last stop weren't closed, damn raw vegans, I wouldn't have had tuna ceviche and some delicious sangria. It's not always possible to go with the flow but if you're able to, who knows where it'll take you.

Till next time...

Jonny

1/11/11- A lucky Tuesday?

2011-01-11T23:17:00.000-08:00

You may have already figured it out but just to be clear, I love an adventure. Somehow I get myself, and usually my friends, into ridiculous expeditions that become tests of time, endurance, and intestinal fortitude. The last couple weeks have turned into a motorcycle hunt. I've always loved bikes, and what better way to get from point A to point B in the Sunshine State? Here's the story:

I recently decided I'm moving back to NYC. There isn't an exact date yet, but it makes sense to me to start tying up some loose ends here in FL. Meaning...time to sell some stuff to lighten my load. So, in what some may call a snap decision I sold my car, effectively rendering me stranded and a bit hungry. You see, I listed it on craigslist to test the waters and received an offer I couldn't refuse in less than 24 hours. I've since hired a driver but I think she's seeking other employment because she keeps sending me links to various modes of transportation, public and otherwise. So... I began a motorcycle search. My predicament seemed like an excellent excuse to get the bike I've always wanted and today, after much online research, I opened my inbox to fing a link to a beautiful 1976 Honda CB550. Of course, nothing is as easy as it seems. I'd already given my driver the day off (probably much needed) and wsa left to my own devises to view the bike 30 miles away. Well, with a little help and ingenuity I came across a path wrought with adventure. [see pictures above] On the left you'll see the first leg of my journey, the Tampa City bus. Ugh! On the right is the second leg of my journey, a $30 cab ride from where the bus decided to drop me off. Below you'll see how I made my journey home:

Hot Damn!! Just another Tuesday : )

Text #1: "Enjoying a warm fire, pjs and my dog Maggie and about to settle in for some quality tv.

I can ignore the run-on sentence because that looks darn cozy! You know it's a Tuesday of simple pleasures when you're wearing red, knit slippers with man's best friend curled up your feet.

Text #2: "Franky jonny i have had enuf of this bleeping snow"

Mom, have you allowed your frustration for the weather to build so much that you're going to execute your shovels!? If so, start from the right with that aquamarine temptress. She looks to be the best in your arsenal, offering the highest volume for snow removal...but the handle is loose. I inadvertently launched the damn thing halfway across the yard last week when attempting to shovel the the front walk!

Text #3: (first text)"We just saw them in a garage and asked a lady if we could take pictures on them."

-They really had me going...until I got the second text:

"they are my stepdad's"

That's about the gayest (and smallest) biker gang I've ever seen! I think Lucas and Wes are about to take those iron horses to softball practice in the heart of Oklahoma.

Text #4: "Was in London for the weekend, missed my flight on Monday evening so had to book a ferry for today. 11 hours travel vs 4 but a day off work today! Hot date tonight, happy days!"

I love Simon's outlook. Monday served up some lemons but Tuesday offered a bitchin' ferry ride (much like Lucas and Wes's day). Good old Irish is already looking beyond his 11 hour travel day to his "hot date". Cheers!!

Text #5: "I think I have an ulcer and a tapeworm"

This is Jess's dinner. She has sent me pics of mouth watering eats in the past, but cheerios are depressing. There's no bananas, no milk. This is the type of meal that could just as easily be eaten out of a ziplock bag. Here's hoping the Tapeworm and ulcer mend fences!

Text #6: "Yes. Yes, that IS Mr. Darcy and Elizabeth Bennett. RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY TUESDAY! Ok, more accurately, it's Colin Firth, Jennifer Ehle, and Tom Hooper talking about "The King's Speech". But he'll always live at Pemberly to me.

I'm embarrassed to admit how much research it just took to have even the foggiest clue about any of Kelly's references. I now think I know that Mr. Darcy and Elizabeth Bennett are characters from Pride and Prejudice. The King's Speech is a new movie about King George VI of Britain and his impromptu rise to the throne. PHEW! That was exhausting!

Text #7: "Just a day of scrabble and theatre"

It's a close game folks. Colte is beating poor Rhonda by a mere 5 points. It's relatively early and is still anyone's game. Colte's has drawn some multiples but I doubt that'll slow him. I go with the "E" and "D" on the end of mail for a double word score...but that's just me! Not sure where theatre comes into the picture but I still like it.

Final Thoughts

This Tuesday was packed with simplicity, necessity and adventure. It's easy to get excited over big things but it's reveling in the little things that really gets the heart pumping. Whether you find yourself on a South Tampa safari or kicking back in front off the old boob tube, try to take a moment to reflect on the simple freedoms we're afforded and the beauty of the human condition. It really is the good stuff. You can dress up a sundae with a million toppings, but sometimes the vanilla ice cream is all you need. The root of it all. Okay, I'm boring myself with my own allegory. I'm gonna go to bed and give Wednesday a try.

Till next time...

Jonny